Hopefully you didn't have as long away from the internet as I did though

A lesser man would have withered away... or gotten a life. Ahem. Onwards with the New Year!
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If thou openest not the gate to let me enter,
I will break the door, I will wrench the lock,
I will smash the door-posts, I will force the doors.
I will bring up the dead to eat the living.
And the dead will outnumber the living.