Petrus manages to create a small bundle of hay, which does not at all resemble a mustache.

Marveling at his new creation, Petrus applies the small bundle of hay to his upper lip, cementing it in place with a heaping helping of saliva, and aiding it's cementation with an upturned lip. Petrus then strikes a heroic pose. "Man I look good with a moustache!"

It is at this time that Petrus hears a loud thump against the door of his cell. The hinges creak loudly.